Leonard: You know what I like about you, Sheldon? You're incredibly smart, but you're also really dumb.
Sheldon: Why would you say that?
Leonard: You think people are gonna come h
ere to hang out with you?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: To hear about science?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: On the radio?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: At five o'clock in the morning?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: And you're asking me why you're down?
Sheldon: Well, I happen to have a little more faith in the curiosity of my fellows.
Leonard: See, you sound smart, but you're still dumb. I bet you don't even know the first thing about Sweden.
Sheldon: Well, you're wrong. It's where those little meatballs come from. And that Jeff on the Muppets. That's two things.
Leonard: Oh. And it's in Canada. That's three.
Penny: How's it going, baby?
Leonard: I don't think anyone's showing up. Not even Tam.
Penny: I'm here.
Leonard: Yeah, but you're my mom. You live on the premises.
Penny: At least Dr. Sturgis should be here any minute.
Sheldon: Shelly, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis isn't coming this morning.
Penny: Why not?
Sheldon: He isn't feeling well.
Penny: Oh dear.
Leonard: Should we send him a get well card?
Penny: I think that'd be terrific.
Narrator: Good morning and welcome to the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. The announcements are starting.
Narrator: In German, French, and Russian. And this year's Nobel Prize in Physics is awarded to Henry Kendall, Jerome Friedman, and Richard Taylor for the discovery of quarks, a primary feature of quarks is that they're always bonded together.
Sheldon: But in that moment, I felt like a neutrino, destined to be alone forever.
Leonard: Leonardo.
Narrator: Is.
[Applause]
Penny: Go to sleep.
Narrator: Someday.
Narrator: Thankfully, I was wrong.
Narrator: True.
