It's Really Interesting When Sheldon Gets Punched In The Face | Young Sheldon | Miss Cooper

Sheldon: For your information, not only am I going to show you up today, I've also prepared some biblical trash talk.

Paige: What is he talking about?

George: He stayed up all night studying.

Paige: Why?

Sheldon: To beat you at Bible trivia. Just like the prophets of mercy beat the priestly continent's emphasis on ritual purity.

Paige: Was that the trash talk?

Sheldon: Yes.

Paige: I don't get it.

Sheldon: You're not supposed to.

Paige: Okay, campers. Bible trivia time! For a Noah's Ark rain poncho, what was Peter's original name?

Sheldon: Peter's original name was Simon.

Paige: Correct! You didn't know that one, did you?

Sheldon: Yes, I did. He was also known as Cephas.

Paige: Then why didn't you raise your hand?

Sheldon: Because I don't care.

Paige: Next question! For a John the Baptist pencil topper, where did Jesus perform his first miracle?

Sheldon: At a wedding.

Paige: Correct! Aren't you even going to try?

Sheldon: No.

Paige: You know why?

Sheldon: Because it's fun watching you get upset.

Paige: What's fun about it?

Sheldon: Everything.

Paige: Sheldon, a sprig of my hair is askew.

Sheldon: Upsetting, isn't it?

Paige: No.

Sheldon: But it's going a different direction from all the other hairs. So, you think it's fun irritating me? I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine, huh?

Paige: Look how close this push pin is to this balloon.

Paige: It could pop at any moment. I bet that drives you...

Sheldon: Hello.

Paige: What now?

Sheldon: What do you do? What are you doing?

Paige: I'm just going to repeat everything you say.

Sheldon: Are you just going to repeat everything I say?

Paige: Hi, Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon: Hi, Sheldon Cooper.

Paige: Except Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.

Sheldon: Except Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.

Paige: Go get me a beer, woman.

Sheldon: Go get me a beer, woman.

Paige: It infuriates my mom when my dad says it.

Sheldon: It infuriates my mom when my dad says it.

Paige: Sheldon, stop. You can't upset me.

Sheldon: Why not?

Paige: Because there are things in my life that are way worse than anything that you can come up with.

Sheldon: You mean your parents splitting up?

Paige: Obviously.

Sheldon: I think I know how to irritate you. I bet you think the divorce is all your fault and now your family is torn apart forever.

Paige: Did I do it? Did I get under your skin?

Sheldon: I can still hear the sound of her fist hitting your face and your head bouncing off the floor.

Paige: That is enough! It was like slack in the cathode!

Sheldon: I said enough!

Amber: Donut holes! What a great day!