Sheldon: For your information, not only am I going to show you up today, I've also prepared some biblical trash talk.
Paige: What is he talking about?
George: He stayed up all night studying.
Paige: Why?
Sheldon: To beat you at Bible trivia. Just like the prophets of mercy beat the priestly continent's emphasis on ritual purity.
Paige: Was that the trash talk?
Sheldon: Yes.
Paige: I don't get it.
Sheldon: You're not supposed to.
Paige: Okay, campers. Bible trivia time! For a Noah's Ark rain poncho, what was Peter's original name?
Sheldon: Peter's original name was Simon.
Paige: Correct! You didn't know that one, did you?
Sheldon: Yes, I did. He was also known as Cephas.
Paige: Then why didn't you raise your hand?
Sheldon: Because I don't care.
Paige: Next question! For a John the Baptist pencil topper, where did Jesus perform his first miracle?
Sheldon: At a wedding.
Paige: Correct! Aren't you even going to try?
Sheldon: No.
Paige: You know why?
Sheldon: Because it's fun watching you get upset.
Paige: What's fun about it?
Sheldon: Everything.
Paige: Sheldon, a sprig of my hair is askew.
Sheldon: Upsetting, isn't it?
Paige: No.
Sheldon: But it's going a different direction from all the other hairs. So, you think it's fun irritating me? I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine, huh?
Paige: Look how close this push pin is to this balloon.
Paige: It could pop at any moment. I bet that drives you...
Sheldon: Hello.
Paige: What now?
Sheldon: What do you do? What are you doing?
Paige: I'm just going to repeat everything you say.
Sheldon: Are you just going to repeat everything I say?
Paige: Hi, Sheldon Cooper.
Sheldon: Hi, Sheldon Cooper.
Paige: Except Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.
Sheldon: Except Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.
Paige: Go get me a beer, woman.
Sheldon: Go get me a beer, woman.
Paige: It infuriates my mom when my dad says it.
Sheldon: It infuriates my mom when my dad says it.
Paige: Sheldon, stop. You can't upset me.
Sheldon: Why not?
Paige: Because there are things in my life that are way worse than anything that you can come up with.
Sheldon: You mean your parents splitting up?
Paige: Obviously.
Sheldon: I think I know how to irritate you. I bet you think the divorce is all your fault and now your family is torn apart forever.
Paige: Did I do it? Did I get under your skin?
Sheldon: I can still hear the sound of her fist hitting your face and your head bouncing off the floor.
Paige: That is enough! It was like slack in the cathode!
Sheldon: I said enough!
Amber: Donut holes! What a great day!